Professor Monkey

Professor Monkey
Bare bottom and free
Come sit on the potty for me

Goofy cheeky funny face
Professor Monkey
This is not the time
This is not the place
To run down the hall
Bare bottom and free
Professor Monkey
Potty on the potty for me

Professor Monkey
No not there
You're not wearing underwear

Professor Monkey
An explanation is due
For why there is a puddle
Next to you

Professor Monkey
Tell me why
You giggle and run
Bare bottom for fun
When on the potty you should be
Professor Monkey
Will you do it for me

Sit with your little
Silly face
And put your potty in it's place
Do your little monkey potty dance
And when you're through
We'll put on your pants

Professor Monkey
Look at you
Doing your number one and two
Little Professor, I'm so proud of you

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