Jesus vs. Religion

Jesus vs. Religion

Religion for sale:

Boxed up

to ship.

We don't bubble wrap or tape.

Nothing sent out unless neatly wrapped.

The insurance purchased is great.

As long as you follow all our rules.

We do wrap up all boxed items

With beautiful paper.

We strictly operate on a fixed

Inflexible rate.

Don't send us anything fragile

We won't handle with care.

Don't forget the purchase is final

We don't care if you're satisfied

Just make sure you follow our rules

And the box will arrive beautiful on the outside.

The inside may be broken

Torn apart

Or a complete mess.

You may not receive what you think you ordered.

But we don't care as long as you follow our rules.

When you receive the box we promise it will fix you.

Even though it won't.

You may be a bigger mess then before

Due to the contents of the box.

Contents of the box may cause

Shame

Guilt

And striving.

Free:

Jesus.

No religion required.

no box required

no shipping fees

no fancy packaging

no expiration date

no assembly required

no purchase price

Guaranteed to be more then you expected.

Delivery right on time.

You will be more than satisfied.

Upon arrival

Jesus will handle you with care

Heal your broken parts

Bind up your wounds

And refund all stolen from you

No matter who stole it or when.

Your life back eternally guaranteed.

by ELL